Our last adventure with 30 Seconds To Mars was a fun one! The Joker was planning to rule the world by controling the echelon but Batman saved the day! If you want to catch up with us here is a link to the previous story. Anyways lets see what the boys are up to!
It’s early morning at The Lab and the three heros are trying to wake up.
Shannon: *Looking through the fridge* WHERE ARE THE ENERGY DRINKS?!
Jared: I don’t like you drinking those things, you act like a rapid monkey.
Shannon: … How does Starbuck sound?
Tomo: *gets up from sleeping on the couch* STARBUCKS!!!
Jared:… *sigh*Alright you two can go to Starbucks but you both better use the reusable cups I got you for Christmas.
Shannon and Tomo: ¬¬ Yes Mom.
Jared: Just get the fuck out and get starbucks.
Shannon and Tomo drive to Starbucks in the 30 seconds to marsmobile. The 30 Seconds to marsmobile runs on electricity and also makes some amazing alcoholic beverages but the best part of the 30stmmobile is the computer interface Jarvis. He is very cheeky at times but always listens to Shannon ^__^
Tomo: Jarvis, take us to the nearest Starbucks.
Tomo: Why not?
Jarvis: You didn’t say please.
Tomo: Honestly? Jarvis, just take us to the nearest Starbucks or I’ll just install a new personality into your hard drive. A female voice… Maybe she won’t talk back.
Jarvis: Tomo, I don’t like you and it’s no personal vendetta… It’s the way Shannon programed me.
Shannon: *laughing even louder*
Tomo: ¬¬ JUST TAKE US TO STARBUCKS!!!
Jarvis: All you had to do was ask…
*Out of no where the mobile hit something… NO, someone!!! The boy stop in the middle of the road not knowing what to do.*
Shannon: *looks at Tomo* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?!?!
Tomo: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO? Blame your car!
Shannon: It’s not my car, it’s your car!!!
Tomo: WHAT?!?! You built this thing from scratch!
Jarvis: WELL GO CHECK IF WHO EVER WE HIT IS ALIVE!!
Tomo: You mean who ever you hit…
Jarvis: JUST GO CHECK ON HIM!!!
*Shannon and Tomo get out of the car but find no body*
Shannon: I’ve seen this horror movie…
Tomo: *grabs onto Shannon’s jacket and starts shaking violently* DUUUDDDEEE, I know we hit someone!!! I know we did. What if he’s alive still?
Shannon: Come on, we didn’t hit anyone…
Jarvis: *drives up towards them* we should look around.
A mysterious voice: I’m fine if that’s what you’re wondering…
Shannon: *truns around, starts screaming and then runs away*
Jarvis: It’s just an old woman….
Tomo: *stops screaming* Oh… Yea… Umm…. Are you alright? We hit you pretty hard…
The old woman: I’m fine but I was looking for you and your friend….
Tomo: Well Shannon’s still running down the hill but I’ll let him know when I get him… Are you sure you’re alright? We could drive you to the hospital…
The old woman: SILENCE!!! LISTEN CAREFULLY!!! My… Master is having a party in the hills and he wanted you to attend.
Tomo: woah, demanding arn’t you *backs off a bit*
The old woman: If you and your band doesn’t come, I’ll call the police on all three of you!!!!!!!!
Tomo: HEY, that’s the threat…
Jarvis: I don’t trust her Tomo.
Tomo: Oh, now you say something s:
The old woman: The party is at 9:00pm tonight. Be there or he will have your necks!!!! Here’s the invitations!
*Giving Tomo the invitations the old woman backed away from him slowly and the used her long black cape to run away from him*
Tomo:… What the hell, Jarvis… Look what you did.
Jarvis: Can we please get Matser Shannon, he’s probally past starbucks by now.
Tomo: right lets go get him.
*They both looked for Shannon for about an hour. Jarvis and Tomo decided they’d call it a day and look from Shannon back at the house*
Tomo:*runs into the lab* Jared, I can’t find Shannon anywhere….
*Shannon sleeping on the couch*
Jared: Oh yeah, he burst through the door about 20 minutes ago and was rambling on about some old woman who looked like a witch and out of now where passed out on the couch, it was pretty random.
Tomo: ¬¬*jumps on Shannon* DO YOU KNOW WHO WORRIED I WAS ABOUT YOU!!?!?! AFTER WE HIT THAT WOMAN I NEED YOUR HELP TO GET THE BLOOD OF THE WINDSHIELD BUT YOU WERE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND AND….
Jared: Wait, what?
Shannon: I’M SORRY D:
Jared: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO?
Tomo: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU AND THAT STUPID CAR, SHANNON!
Jared: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, who did you kill?
Shannon: We didn’t kill anyone, we just hit them…
Jared: YOU WHAT? This is the last thing that band needs…
Tomo: But you guys aren’t listening!!! After Shannon ran into the hills she have my these invitations. I was reading it in the car and it was about some party in further up into the hills but the older house.
Shannon: She probably wants to kill us…
Jared: Shannon, you ran away from an old woman in need. What if she’d been hurt?
Shannon: Jared, you don’t understand… She was eerie looking…
Jared: For the love of *facepalm*
Tomo: Look, she won’t press charges if we just go, it formal so we have to dress up.
Jared: *sigh* I suppose it’s for the best, I mean what could we lose?
Shannon: Our lives?
Jared: Shannon you’re apart of this so get shaved a dressed up… We’re going.
Shannon: But Jared…
Jared: Just shut the fuck up and get ready *facepalm*
SO! Our boy’s have to get ready for this… Party, lets see what happens in the next chapter of…
I know this is old or w/e but I was away and when I came back there was all this talk about Shannon Leto getting married… I just thought about it again and was wondering who supposedly was he getting married to and why were there rumors? Not fangirl O_O
It was all a rumor started by a girl on Twitter >_> he’s not married, getting married, or even engaged.
The rumors were just started cuz the stupid girl was bored.