April 2012
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okay ovaries, if you’re gonna make my uterus bleed, start now. I don’t want you in LA.
I’m so bored. I flipped to “Too Cute” on Animal Planet…. I really need a dog. lol
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George R.R. Martin on writing women
George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
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toneyspeaksloud replied to your photo: I LOVE THESE
BRO CALL ME SMUCKERS BRO BECAUSE I AM SO JELLY
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I had to pay $200 for them on ebay…. WORTH IT.
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Oh sweet Jebus. I do not want to go to work tomorrow.
Both of my trickster managers are working and I KNOW one has something up her sleeve.
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If BBC Sherlock was a porno
thebritishteapot:
vicivefallen:
the-hedgehog-of-baskerville:
a-wild-moriarty-appeared-and:
turnmetostone:
BBC SHERCOCK
Starring: Shercock Moans John Wankson Mycrotch Moans Greg Lestraddle Sally Downavan Mrs. Humpson Anderson Episodes: A Study in Skin The Blind Wanker The Great Came A Fondle in Belgravia Doggie-style in Baskerville The Reichencock Rises
The Blind Wanker
All the...
carlygoldblog:
I’m throwing a party for people who can’t ejaculate. Let me know if you can’t come.
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you who...
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March 2012
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I can’t handle Tumblr and all the food posts right now. I’m starving and I don’t want to spend money on going out. UGH.
Let’s play Words With Friends. My username is ‘Tashia Taylor’. bit.ly/dK8DdN
I adore the way fan fiction writers engage with and critique source texts, by...
– Lev Grossman (via theadventuresofcargline)
commanderinqueef:
I play this game that only needs 1 player and it’s called go as long as you can without human interaction