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Anonymous asked: diewithstoriestotell I just messaged you, and this is crazy, but take this survey: tumblrbotDOTnet - free gift card baby. Love, TumblrBot
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police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
sorry I’m not around much…if anyone cares.
going through another round of depression and self-loathing.
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just because i’m not posting
doesn’t mean i’m not here
watching
waiting
send me your credit card number + pin code and i’ll rate your blog
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A group of Christian missionaries hijacked an...
dat-asterisk:
abaldwin360:
According to the Detroit Free Press, several Christian missionaries protested the Arab International Festival, shouting at attendees and holding signs which read, “Islam is a religion of blood and murder” and ”Muhammad is a … liar, false prophet, murderer, child molesting pervert.” One missionary also carried a pig’s head on a staff—an antagonistic gesture...
If Every Website Got A Dramatic Movie Adaptation →
Hilarious!
FanFiction.net, Yelp, Cleverbot and more
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
When someone insults my favorite band.
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Watchtakingthiswaytooslow:
sofriel:
danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
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shorekids:
t-esserae:
if you don’t reblog this there is something seriously wrong with you
can i have that cat?!
OH MY GOD GIVE IT TO ME AW
o m g
i want it
when it starts going in reverse omg I just die
I literally loled
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Anonymous asked: SHIT. did someone post your pics on tumblrafterhours(.)com ?? go there and look up diewithstoriestotell
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On coquettiquette.
dearcoquette:
I (out of the blue) received a photo of a guy’s dick from his friend. Yes, I slept with him a while ago but why would I get a photo from his female friend? Better question, what’s the Coquettiquette?
Holy shit. Coquettiquette? You are awesome for coming up with that.
As for your question, it’s probably one of two things. She’s either marking territory or just fucking around,...
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Anonymous asked: i got a similar message from of my followers but you actually should go to tumblrstaff(.)com for free headphones.. it works
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
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I figured it out.
The Snow White/Huntsman ship…
I’m totes calling them SnowMan.
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I like to think that Hedwig didn't die. She only...
testosterone-saurus-rex:
chaseross:
I’m coming Harry..!!
OMG THE GIF
THAT GIF GUYZ
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“He tongued at my chocolate starfish before thrusting three fingers between my...”
– 50 Shades of Gray (via mycroft)
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Anonymous asked: dre headphones are f*cking SWEEET.. go to TUMBLRSTAFF(.)COM right NOW. f*cking right NOW! Holy cr*p!
dalailamaofficial:
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
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