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Read this if you want Chicago Church of Mars tickets!
Read this if you want Chicago Church of Mars tickets!
there was a man named Shannon Leto. He thought he could fly
. His brother was
. That’s right, Jared Leto. They’re very close
. But one day, there was a woman who came by and Jared was all
and Shannon was all
, both want her real bad. Tomo, their friend was just like
at his two buddies. This chick was just like
cuz she thought she was the shit. Both Letos said they would back off, but when Shannon went to take care of his goat, Jared was all
and him and this chick were all
and
. That is until Shannon got home and was all
and Jared was all
. Tomo was just all
. The chick left, scared of Jared and his
abilities. Then Jared found Shannon in the Lab and
begged for forgiveness. Shan was like
and said “We’re even. Now let’s get Tomo, bro!” Jared loved this idea so much, he
like a girl. Tomo came in the room and sat and that’s when Shan
cuz Jared told Shan he’d distract Tomo with
. When they made Tomo cry, Jared gave Shan The Look,
but when Tomo ran away, he was all
and
. While they partied like
, Tomo was all
. Anyway…
The moral of the story is
. The end.
This just popped up out of nowhere for the first time in like 15 months… Huh.. Remember when? Haha