glad you know me

Grandmother: Hey you, Tashia...Come here!
Me: What?
Grandmother: When is your birthday?
Me: Seriously? April 7.
Grandmother: How old will you be? 18?
Me: [rolling eyes] I will be 21.
Grandmother: Oh. Damn. What's your favorite color? Blue? Pink?
Me: Green. Thanks.
Grandmother: And what's that band you won't shut up about? 20 Minutes from Mars?
Me: 30 SECONDS TO MARS, damnit!
Grandmother: What a stupid name.