I’M SARA. I WILL MAKE IT VERY CLEAR THAT I DO NOT BELONG NOR DO I WISH TO BE A PART OF THIS CENTURY TODAY. OBVIOUSLY, I DID NOT HAVE A CHOICE. TO ALL OF YOU JERSEY SHORE WATCHING, JUSTIN BIEBER LOVING, NEON TREES (WHOEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE) LISTENERS, I AM NOT A FAN. I HAVE MUCH TO COMMENT ON YOUR TASTE. BUT, I WILL TRY AND MAKE IT AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE.
JERSEY SHORE (YES, I MAY NOT GET THIS INCREDIBLY ACCURATE, BECAUSE I HAVE NOT SEEN IT AT ALL WHATSOEVER) IS A DISGRACE. JUST SIT DOWN, CLEAR YOUR HEAD, AND THINK FOR ONE MINUTE. YOU ARE WATCHING A BUNCH OF DRUNK LOSERS IN THEIR 20S (HOWEVER OLD THEY CLAIM TO BE), THROW THEIR LIVES AWAY. YOU ARE WATCHING THEM SIT AROUND IN THEIR BIG ASS HOUSE (THAT YOU HELPED THEM PAY FOR, BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF IT) AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MORE.
JUSTIN BIEBER. ALRIGHT. TODAY, I JUST FOUND OUT, HE IS 18. WHAT. THE. FUCK. HONESTLY, I DON’T EVEN NEED TO SAY A WORD. JUST. I THINK WE’VE ALL HAD ENOUGH. IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU ALL STOP.
NEON TREES. WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY ANYWAY? DO YOU KNOW? PROBABLY.
SERIOUSLY. I FEEL LIKE YOU ALL CAN’T DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT ON YOUR OWN, SO YOU LET TECHNOLOGY DO IT FOR YOU. OH, HEY CHILDREN, TECHNOLOGY IS CHANGING EVERY DAY. I WONDER WHAT YOU’LL BE INTERESTED IN TOMORROW. PERHAPS A LITTLE SELENA GOMEZ. OR, MAYBE YOU’LL TAKE WHAT I SAID TO HEART AND REALIZE YOU KNOW WHO THE BEATLES ARE. WELL, SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE.
GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU CAN TELL ME WHO, SAY, ROBERT PLANT IS, KEITH RICHARDS, JOE PERRY…OKAY. THAT’S A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HANDLE. BUT, DON’T FRET, JUST WHIP OUT THAT I-POD TOUCH TOY YOU HAVE AND GOOGLE IT. OH WAIT…HOW ELSE WOULD YOU BE READING THIS WITHOUT IT IN YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW? HEY, ONE LESS STEP FOR YOU TO WORRY ABOUT.
HAVE A NICE LIFE YOU AVERAGE TEENAGER.
So much anger. I think you should see someone about that.
If you think about it, the kids in the days of the Beatles, etc. were in a similar boat as the kids who like Bieber today. There was music from a generation before that was considered much better. It happens every generation.
While I agree Jersey Shore is a piece of steaming shit, you shouldn’t hate on people who are working hard in the music industry. Yeah, Bieber, Gomez and Neon Trees (who I adore, not only for the music, but for the fact they’re fabulous people whom I know) aren’t your cup of tea, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t get some respect from you or others. They’re working hard. Much harder than you are as you type up your rant on TUMBLR of all places in your classy ALL UPPER CAPS. They’re on tour weeks at a time with very few breaks, away from home and family/friends while YOU sit on YOUR ass and bitch.
If you don’t like the technology of today, why the hell are you on Tumblr or have a blog? Because those weren’t around 30 years ago. You’re so contradictory and full of yourself, its not even funny.
Get off the computer, turn of the iPod or electronic of choice that you seem to hypocritically own, and go outside.